What? She’s fifty? I thought she s like, thirty something - How?
Bloody oath! That’s what I’m saying. You have nothing to worry about, though. Blokes are deemed silver foxes from like 40-60…unless you lose all your hair. Then I suppose you should hope you’ve found someone who loves you for more than your looks.
I don’t know, I guess lost and found. I feel like it’s important.
Well, when one of my students show gratitude for being able to retrieve whatever it is, I’ll be sure to tell them to thank you! Oh, wait, I don’t believe I caught your name?
You’re a teacher here? I like this place already.
Indeed I am, the AP French teacher to be exact! Are you a new student here?
Yeah, let’s hope so. You’re particularly chirpy for a teacher, aren’t you?
Between you and I, it’s only my first year teaching my very own class, so I suppose it’s too early to have a shattered teaching spirit.
But they’re embarrassing. The amount of times my friends would make fun of me after seeing even a glimpse of paper were countless and I don’t think I want to repeat those times. The magic in that? Well, I suppose you could always get a student to text you instead of their friend. Might work better than asking someone to put their hand up, at least.
I see, I see. I suppose it was rough as a young boy getting those. Oy, especially if they had the little hearts on them! Oh…I don’t think so. I would rather a few sidetracked students than losing my job over how inappropriate that would look. How would I afford my Netflix?
Eh, she’s not too bad. Kind of scary at times. But that’s only ever when you’re late or you accidentally say Can I please make out with your brother instead of can I please say hello to your brother. But that was a one time thing.
Hahaha! Well, you should keep both of them in your pocket in case you take a trip to Spain. You never know when that will come in handy. Especially if the blokes are half as attractive as their football players.
Ohh - That’s Halle Berry. She’s so awesome. Andd hot. But mainly awesome.
She certainly is a stunner — and at almost 50! I never used to believe in magic, but she hasn’t aged in years. We all need to know her secret.
That sounds really cool to be true. You should teach me although I don’t want to hurt myself. Sheila? Is that a nickname for me? Cause my name is Alyssa.
It’s one of the few cool things about me. That and my impeccable ability to sound like a dying cat when I sing in the shower. Oh, I would love to teach you! We would just have to have a first aid kit handy just in case. Oh, no! It’s just a term we use down under. Like how Americans use, uh, chick! It’s lovely to meet you, though Alyssa. I’m Mademoiselle Murray. I’m disappointed to say that I don’t believe I have you in my class?
Okay, what is that?
I’m not quite sure. I found it underneath one of my student’s desks after they left class. What do you do with the odd objects you find? Lost and found, straight to the garbage..?
Je suis désolé, mon cher ! Vous êtes peut-être souligné? Vous savez, ils disent que la méditation fonctionne ! J’ai quelques livres sur le genre de chose, si vous souhaitez vous embêter. Ou si quelque chose vous dérange, vous vous sentez toujours libre d’arrêter par après la classe. Nous pouvons parler, fille de jeune fille.