sawyermoore:

What? She’s fifty? I thought she s like, thirty something - How?

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Bloody oath! That’s what I’m saying. You have nothing to worry about, though. Blokes are deemed silver foxes from like 40-60…unless you lose all your hair. Then I suppose you should hope you’ve found someone who loves you for more than your looks.

August 1st 11 notes #; sawyer #looooool ohhhhhh #hahahha! omg #class must have been so fun for your friends when you were there #they could just yell out your nicknames as you walked in #LOL #omg pls ill be sheddin one lone tear like yas #omg thats me #oooohhhhhh #i see i see #that makes sense #its probs like super late rn o; #theres no one else in gmt??


gkathryn:

I don’t know, I guess lost and found. I feel like it’s important.

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Well, when one of my students show gratitude for being able to retrieve whatever it is, I’ll be sure to tell them to thank you! Oh, wait, I don’t believe I caught your name?

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August 1st 7 notes #; kathryn #omg seriously thoughh #she is actual fine wine bc she only gets better w age #it is real magic


wtfdawson:

You’re a teacher here? I like this place already.

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Indeed I am, the AP French teacher to be exact! Are you a new student here?

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August 1st 55 notes #; dawson


fxckinben:

Yeah, let’s hope so. You’re particularly chirpy for a teacher, aren’t you?

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Between you and I, it’s only my first year teaching my very own class, so I suppose it’s too early to have a shattered teaching spirit.

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August 1st 16 notes #; ben #ugh fr #her high notes are just #her everything is just #like can i be her for 1 day


sawyermoore:

But they’re embarrassing. The amount of times my friends would make fun of me after seeing even a glimpse of paper were countless and I don’t think I want to repeat those times. The magic in that? Well, I suppose you could always get a student to text you instead of their friend. Might work better than asking someone to put their hand up, at least.

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I see, I see. I suppose it was rough as a  young boy getting those. Oy, especially if they had the little hearts on them! Oh…I don’t think so. I would rather a few sidetracked students than losing my job over how inappropriate that would look. How would I afford my Netflix?

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August 1st 8 notes #; sawyer #LOOL #'i did not come to fear the future #i came to shape it' #one where i wake up and see a full lunchbox with fruits and grape juice!!! #i know u may not think its important mom; but #obamacare


vannabey:

Eh, she’s not too bad. Kind of scary at times. But that’s only ever when you’re late or you accidentally say Can I please make out with your brother instead of can I please say hello to your brother. But that was a one time thing.

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Hahaha! Well, you should keep both of them in your pocket in case you take a trip to Spain. You never know when that will come in handy. Especially if the blokes are half as attractive as their football players.

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August 1st 11 notes #; vanna #omf in the morning?? #& I'm EST #but im a punk #my 4 am days ended like 2 months ago now it hits 12 and im like 0k #time to pack it up #but what timezone are youuu?


sawyermoore:

Ohh - That’s Halle Berry. She’s so awesome. Andd hot. But mainly awesome.

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She certainly is a stunner — and at almost 50! I never used to believe in magic, but she hasn’t aged in years. We all need to know her secret.

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August 1st 11 notes #; sawyer #is bee anchor a type of anchor? #or a type of bee? #i feel so unknowledgeable #& LOL #you should #no one could correct you bc theyd be so shocked that you did it #they would just have to be like oh well ok i guess hello queen b #omf how do you do it #i only have one here and one in another rp #and im already like howww? is there a math equation #for how to do this correctly


alyssawhut:

That sounds really cool to be true. You should teach me although I don’t want to hurt myself. Sheila? Is that a nickname for me? Cause my name is Alyssa.

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It’s one of the few cool things about me. That and my impeccable ability to sound like a dying cat when I sing in the shower. Oh, I would love to teach you! We would just have to have a first aid kit handy just in case. Oh, no! It’s just a term we use down under. Like how Americans use, uh, chick!  It’s lovely to meet you, though Alyssa. I’m Mademoiselle Murray. I’m disappointed to say that I don’t believe I have you in my class?

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August 1st 35 notes #; alyssa


gkathryn:

Okay, what is that?

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I’m not quite sure. I found it underneath one of my student’s desks after they left class. What do you do with the odd objects you find? Lost and found, straight to the garbage..?

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August 1st 7 notes #; kathryn #omg i love you for playing jen like #you are the fcs of all fcs


vanessahbic:

"Tout va bien. Je fais des cauchemars qui me tiennent éveillé la nuit, c’est tout."

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Je suis désolé, mon cher ! Vous êtes peut-être souligné? Vous savez, ils disent que la méditation fonctionne ! J’ai quelques livres sur le genre de chose, si vous souhaitez vous embêter. Ou si quelque chose vous dérange, vous vous sentez toujours libre d’arrêter par après la classe. Nous pouvons parler, fille de jeune fille.

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August 1st 23 notes #; vanessa


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